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At the begining of time, there are no warlords.
During a certain time ,there came a mighty GOD.
For the very first time, he created something hot.
In our own free time , we begins to play the game a lot.
Most of the time , we play till the wee hours of the clock.
Sometimes in the game , we also talk bullshit n cock.
Anytime in the day , u see ppl from all walks.
Good time or bad time , they play like sheeps trap in a flock.
Precious time gone , we slowly begins to rot.
At the same time , some of us started feeling bored.
In the mean time , GOD created some ultra bots.
Many times a day , we all rush to book the courts.
Happy time we call , but many could not meet the lord.
Next time next time , we hoped to improve our odds.
Endless time pass , some have improved n some ganna blocked.

For the very last time, all we hope is for few more bots....

Ps:GOD is Admin



God has just started another War.
Buffet war as it was call.
Gather a team and that was all.
Make sure your teamates are on the ball.
In this war there is no definate law.
Its either win or lose for there will never be a draw.


Use the food you created to throw at foes.
But do take note where the wind is gonna blows.
As many players in their haste.
Throw the dishes into outerspace.
Which vanish into the darkness without a trace.


Many special skills are available to help you kill.
One of them is Tornado potato for you to fly over the hill.
Sticky Jam there is to make opponents having cramp
Stuck them at the same place being slaughtered like lamb.
Double Whammy many people like to use.
As you can throw two times in a turn its not that difficult to deduce.
Yummy Shot is a skill which give you an edge.
For if accurately use it gave you fifty percent more damage.
Some would prefer to use the Big Splat
For wherever the opponent move he feels like getting caught in a trap.
A skill everybody must have is Pot Protect.
Defence at the right time is equally important compare to attack.
Something new is called the Growing Mushroom.
Causes the enemy to grow into a giant which spelled certain doom.
Also new on the list is the famous Shrinking Cherry.
It will reduce your size into a midget in a hurry.
Fresh Milk and Mineral water are two items good to carry
It will make you a very useful ally.

Last but not least choose your teamates wisely
Some are known to be foolish
These group of people cannot aim properly
Some will go into hiding suddenly
Causes you to feel lonely
Makes you wanna goes crazy.......

Ps: God is admin.


Eversince God has created Buffet War
Humans seems to hate us more and more
My brothers and sisters are being slaughtered in many ways
We feel our time on this planet will all be over in a matter of days
And yet they kept chasing us all throughout the place
Just for the namesake and reputation of being the number one ultimate ace

No doubt we understand that war is never fair
But surely not when they can hunt us down flying across the air
Many are equiped with the skill called Pot Protects
It simply blunts the effects of our many attacks
We could only throw our limited dishes one at a time
And yet they seems to be able to throw many different dishes in a dime
No doubt there are some novices still using the skill Big Splat
Even they are not accurate we still felt being caught in a trap
A few always like to use the skill Yummy Shot
Throw it with Watermelon it makes them look easy to make us drop
At times when we thought we had hit them till they are going to faint
They would use Mineral Water to recover which makes our efforts go into the drain
Sometimes we manage to kill a few after enduring so much pain
It hurts us to see that they could use Milk to revive as all seems to be in vain
Some kiasi ones even have the cheek to use the skill Shrinking Cherry
It makes them small and very hard to hit but we can do nothing except despise them
and compares them to the kiasu infamous John Terry
Luckily not many use the skill Growing Mushroom to make us huge
For we bots do not think being easy targets will be very cute


Lately we came to know of many humans complaints
They want God to give them their promised powerful dishes like Crabs and Durians
As though they are still not being given enough
If God grants them their wishes it will only make our future looks even more tough
We already knew that they will get more chilli powders to upgrade their dishes
It definately spell certain doom for our dwindling races

Day and night the humans train and train
They gather many teams to hunt us down regardless of shine or rain
As days gone by they had become more powerful
All these only make us Bots feel even more stressful

Last but not least we hope God can create some new maps
It will be good if it can come with some boooby traps
At least it can give us Bots some little precious advantage
Do not always let the humans occupy the centrestage
If God is willing to hear our pleas
We are willing to take more risks
When the humans comes to battle in their fancy dress
We promised to give them a tougher test
Hope to beat them into a sorry mess
And kick them hard on their sorry bulging asses
In that way maybe God could finally take a deserving long overdue rest.


Ps:God Is Admin
From Boglie ,Moglie, Flumpie ,Blumpie ,Grumpie ,Klumpie....etc


Eversince the begining of the Great Chilli Sales
Many people start to share their tales
In God they all put their trust
And when the Sales begins many among them started to rush
Only then they realize that those chilli powders are not for free
Anybody who wants to buy have to pay a small little fee
Some started complaining why they could not use Gold to buy
And a few feel upset and started to cry
Upgrade their dishes they all wanted to try
Their wish is to make their dishes level very high


People forgot that before God gave them this Great Sale
Many complain upgrading dishes was difficult and always fail
They said obtaining chilli powder is very rare
Therefore God must give them a little more care
God listen to their woes and created a new game quest
Chilli powder is there to get for free as per their request

After sometime some feel God has not done enough
And some said the new quest is a little bit tough
Now they want to buy and God MUST sell
For without chilli powder they feel they are in hell
So all the complaints they spread and tell
All started ringing God's door bell

God is so nice and he agrees
But he is taking a little risk
He put the Sale on only for a week
Hoping all the complaints would finally quit
He was afraid they would say the chilli powder is expensive
So he came up with bundle sales throwing in the preservative

And yet more requests started coming in
Like everything is going back to the begining

So finally God gave up and surrender
He thought to himself why must he bother
He has gone through so much trouble
He is so tired and he starts to mumble @#$%^*&#!!!!!

And he finally shout....

NEXT TIME PLEASE GO FIND ANOTHER !!!!

Ps:God Is Admin



Eversince God Created the dish throwing Buffet War
There was Chaos everywhere on Earth like a drunken brawl
After sometimes the humans got a little bore
They said the bots are lousy and start asking for more

God hear their pleas and introduce a giant fearsome Boss
Its not in the shape of a handsome knight on a white horse
But a monster birthday peach cake with some candy floss
With 4 evil cupcakes where different dishes will be toss

The Giant Boss has a funny name call Marzimono
Where many think he came from the land of many fat sumo
High in the sky among the clouds it haphazardly float
With 4 impish cupcakes throwing dishes down your throat
It will only appears when some brave warriors use the magic peach summon
After having meticulously prepared and read their last sermon
The battle will only be fought in the dangerous cold Iceland
And at any one time only four best warriors can fight together hand in hand

Ps:God is Admin


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