关于我详细的介绍:     
****** 钱的局限性 *******
钱可以买到房子,但买不到家
钱可以买到大床,但买不到睡眠
钱可以买到钟表,但买不到时间
钱可以买到书本,但买不到知识
钱可以买到职位,但买不到尊敬
钱可以买到药品,但买不到建康
钱可以买到血液,但买不到生命
钱可以买到性, 但买不到爱。
~~~~学问之美~~~~
学问之美,在于使人一头雾水;
诗歌之美,在于煽动男女出轨;
女人之美,在于蠢得无怨无悔;
男人之美,在于花言巧语可骗鬼;
短讯之美,在于让猪头从头按到尾!
~~英文其实并不难~~
爸爸叫“罚的”
妈妈叫“骂的”
兄弟叫“爆的”
姐妹叫“撕的”
还有
鬼叫做“狗屎”
老鼠叫“猫屎”
果汁叫“猪屎”
还有还有
脸叫做“肥死”
乳酪叫“气死”
自己叫“笑死”
跳舞叫“电死”
请叫“霹雳死”
怎样?我的英文很“悲里哭死”对吧?
哈哈哈哈
        
Learning Hokkien is easy as abc
Children is Kinnakia
Bird is Jiaokia
Give birth is Sehkia
Furniture is IKEA
Police is Matakia
Small house is Chukia
HP is Nokia
I am Hokkienkia
Malay is Huankia
Indian is Geilengkia
Chinese is Tenglangkia
Japanese is Jitpunkia
Bad guy is Paikia
Good guy is Hokia
Paople who read this msg is Gongkia
If you laugh, you are SIAOKIA
Hahahahahahaha
          
嗨,朋友:
有缘是幸
随缘是福
难得糊涂不辛苦
淡泊是幸
从容是福
平凡人生自在活
爱情是幸
友情是福
人间有爱不孤独
得到是幸
舍得是福
知足常乐最幸福。
        
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我愛你不是因為你是誰,而是我在你面前可以是誰。
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
沒有男人或女人是值得你為他流眼淚,值得的那一位,不會要你哭。
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
那人不是你所想般愛你,但不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
一個真正的朋友是向著你伸手,觸動你心靈的人。
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
掛念一個人最差的方式,就是你坐在他身旁,而知道你不能擁有他。
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
就算你不快樂也不要皺眉,因為你永不知道誰會愛上你的笑容。
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
在世界裡你可能只是某人,但對某人你可能是全世界。
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要花時間在一個不會花時間在你身上的人。
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
可能神要我們在遇到那位對的人之前先遇上一些錯的人,讓我們遇到那位對先生/對小姐時懂得惜。
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為完結而哭,要為曾經發生而微笑。
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
這個世界永遠也會有一些傷害你的人,你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
在你嘗試了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前,先把你自己變成一個更好的人和了解你自己。
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要太努力去找,最好的東西是在你最預計不到的時候出現。
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
緊記: 所有事也是因果循環的。
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Being happy is the priority of living, If u wanna be sad, Be sad for something thats worth it.
珍惜你所擁有的,慶幸所曾發生的。
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