Hometown:Zimbabwe

Occupation:Full time Stalker, I stalk stupid dumb fooks asking me to vote 5 stars

Companies:Notsofunni

Schools:Stalkers A.K.A Starks Industry

Hobbies and Interests:Sniffing used panties, if not, sometimes glue. I am also addicted to aspartame, making me a soon-to-be cancer patient, this might be the reason as to why im balding

Favorite Books:C cup, huh? OH BOOKS, not BOO.. never mind

Favorite Movies:Black Bible

Favorite Music:My hump, Making love out of nothing at all, touch my body yadda yadda yadda you get the drift

Favorite TV Shows:My TV is black and white

About Me:I know im not any high ranking fool, but i'll still say this. Im not a 5 star hoe,and i think the 5 star voting club or whatever its called is the stupid-est thing that ever, ever happened to viwawa. I don't care if the whole club comes down to give me a 1 star for my wawas. VOTES DON'T MEAN A THING TO ME! I don't go around "please vote 5 star for my wawa pls pls pls, i'll sacrifice my virginity for it yadda yadda yadda", and i'd really really appreciate it if you happen to pass by and read this before you post any stupid comments, but i won't be so bad to the extend of going back to give you a 1 star on purpose, instead, i'll vote honestly on how great i think your wawa look or suck.

Ok im sorry, this is supposed to be a "About Me" section. Im 21, fat, bald guy, im afraid of lingerie, which goes to show that the above section on "Hobbies and Interest" is totally not true at all, i don sniff used panties, i think its sick, now excuse me while i go check if i won the bid for used panties on e-bay JUST JOKING!

I'm an average joe, i have interest in nothings, i have few friends, my hobby includes staying at home to play viwawa for about what, 25 hours a day. I enjoy disturbing people, it gives me Orgasms with a capital O, to watch my victims scream or whine in pain. I tend to look out of my window and hope to jump down with my pooh bear, yes i still hug a pooh bear when i sleep. You have a problem, leave your name and address down.

I eat, alot, shit, alot, and talk rubbish, alot. My friends think i have no credibility. So, up to now, u may or may not be reading thrash, they might be true, they might not.

Some people say I look like steven lim, some people say im pervertic, some people say im cute yadda yadda yadda, i take them with a pinch of salt (cus i already have your names and addresses, and im about to execute plan A, those who said im cute, you people are spared, for now).

I don't smoke, I don watch football, I cant name any 5 players from Man U, Chelsea or Arsenal, i play basketball, but i don watch NBA. I don play truents, i don know how to buy 4D, toto or big sweep, but i do know how to play daidee though. I sometimes suspect if im truely a guy. Maybe my alter ego is like, a chao ah gua or something.

I would like to end with a huge "Thank you" for taking time to read my rubbish, filter 50 - 80% of what you have just read, cus i might be fooling u guys.