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One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey of a building and wanted to get down to the ground floor.

As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G.

As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and really had no idea what does the letter G mean.

Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, "Wow, how you know one?"

The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."

Application for SIA Girl

Interviewer: Name me 3 cars starting with the letter "L".
Applicant 1: "LANCER"
Interviewer: Good, next
Applicant 1: um.... "LEXUS"
Interviewer: Good, last one
Applicant 1, thinking for a while, says "LOLLS LOYCE"

Interviewer: Name me 3 fruits starting with the letter "A".
Applicant 2: "APPLE"Interviewer: Good, next
Applicant 2: um.... "APRICOT"
Interviewer: Good, last one
Applicant 2, thinking for a while, says "ANG MOR TAN"