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Lost it's pen=no pen no pen=no notes no notes=fail fail=no diploma no diploma=no work no work=no money no money= no food no food= u get skinny u get skinny =u get ugly ugly =no love no love =no marriage no marriage= no children no children=alone alone=depression depression=sickness sickness=death Death=need buy coffin lesson dont lose your pen,or u will die.hahahaha so funny from WHHWHH | |
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#47
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My name is Bula. I was a rabbit pet belonged to a boy named Wallace. When we first met, Wallace was talkative but I could feel emptiness in his heart. I was right. His family is broken and I almost never heard Wallace's mother voice in the house. I overheard that she's chasing up her rank in viwawa wahjong hence neglected her children.
Wallace and I got closed instantly; we played together every day and night. He even abandons his viwawa games to spend time with me. He would also tell me stories about his life and his past. I was very happy as I've finally met a friend with whom I can share my loneliness. Then 2011 comes. Wallace has changed. He became withdrawn. It's obvious my master has a huge problem but he kept it to himself. I tried to ch33r him up, running around his feet and acting cute to make him smile but he would just ignore me. For a month, I waited everyday for him to approach me, hoping that my companion can help ease his troubled heart. But he kept ignoring me, drowning himself with work and viwawa games. ![]() My heart is broken as I feel that he no longer needs me as his friend. So I decided to leave as staying is too painful. That Friday evening, I said my goodbye and runaway from my master's house. I went to a park where we used to play together, hoping that he would remember those sweet moments and find me there.Today is 31 of January 2011, rabbit lunar New Year is coming soon. Seeing rabbit posters everywhere; I hope it will remind him of me and our friendship. I'm still waiting here at the park, I won't lose hope... Moral of the story: Wall, if you read this, I know that you know who I am. It broke my heart to delete you from my msn and viwawa fren list, but it breaks my heart more to see you online, playing games every night to numb your pain. The story should answer your last question. Don’t forget that I’ll always be there for you. You know where to find me...
Last edited by Bula; 31st January 2011 at 02:25 PM. Reason: c.h.e.e.r becomes ****r so i change ee to 33 | |
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THE LOST RABBIT
me & my friend go to ply out then my friend say my friend: hey me:yes?? my friend:can help me find my pet? me:sure why not? my friend:thanks... i lost my pet me:your rabbit? my friend:yes me:how u lost your pet?? my friend: i go inside my house to take a carrot for my pet me oo then how u lost your pet?my friend:i leave it outside the house lor.. -___- me oo.. , then.. come on i help u find it ![]() my friend:where? me:dunno... internet?? ![]() my friend: arghhh... me ops someone mad.. u have your pet picture??my friend: yes i have... here [IMG] [/IMG]me oo... i know that rabbit! there... on the park...my friend: oh ya!? me:lets go there now my friend:waa thanks... me:no problem ![]() my friend already find her pet now she very happy... the end
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#49
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Once upon a time, there were 4 good friends with different character... rabbit was kind and quick-witted, monkey was playful yet smart, horse was well-tamed with a jovial heart and fox was sly and full of nonsense tricks.
One day, fox dug a hole covering with dried leaves... poor rabbit accidentally stepped and fell into it while hopping home. Fox then coated honey on tree branches... miserable monkey was stuck while swinging by. The smug fox laughed and mocked at them. They were furious, thus, decided to teach fox a lesson. Rabbit lied that horse rump was the most tastiest food, fox's eyes grew bigger with a drooling mouth. Monkey explained that fox must tied himself to the horse to prevent it from getting away. Hungry fox ran off to find the horse without hesitation, they followed secretly. Fox tiptoed towards the lying down sleeping horse and tied both their tails. The impatient fox bite on the horse rump. Horse woke up startled but could not get away from the fox, hence, running and dragging him. Fox shouted in pained and agony. Rabbit laughed so hard that he split his lip. Monkey jumped happily for joy but slipped and fell right on his bottom. This is why rabbits have a split lip and how monkeys got their red bottom! Horses will never lie down to sleep and foxes got their marks and patches on their backs from that bumpy ride! Since then, fox felt guilty and remorseful, thus, stop making tricks on friends. They live happily and harmony together... working hard to grow various crops such as carrots, bananas and wheat grasses. Every spring year, their crops will harvest and bloomed and they would call for a lunar new year gathering to enjoy a tasty meal and a fruitful year. --------------------------------------Happy Ending--------------------------------------- Moral of this story: To treasure friendship/kinship before losing it, live and stay in harmony to enjoy a happy yet fruitful year throughout. Number of words: 300 story written by: babyfat *P/S: Story characters(rabbit, monkey, horse and fox) are meant to be those fairytale type, need to put yourself to imagine to those cartoon types of animals who will do all sort of unexpected things... as real life rabbit, monkey, horse and fox wouldn't know how to grow crops... Well-wishes to all: Just another couple of days will soon be the arrival of the Lunar Rabbit Chinese New Year, hereby i would like to take this opportunity to wish all the viwawa staffs/authorities and players out there a happy yet prosperous "rabbit ear" 2011(deliberately spelled as "ear"), may all yr careers and studies be just like the "rabbit ear"... 步步高升... 万事如意...
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It was 1st day of lunar new year that the rabbit was busy preparing a sumptuous feast for his invited friends who will be coming to his house for a gathering and celebration. Just as he have done with his last dish, he suddenly heard a loud sound "PU DONG". He was so timid that he dare not peep at it but started to scream and run for his life, thinking that some monster is coming after him.
While fleeing, he saw all his friends(monkey, deer, chipmunk and donkey)... he shouted and asked them to run for life. They ran very fast until they could hardly catch their breadth then they saw their most ferocious friend - Lion king. Lion king came to know what have happen but was strange when he saw nothing was chasing after them. He then asked who have actually saw that monster "PU DONG"? None of them replied, the rabbit uttered in fear that he heard a "PU DONG" sound so he started to run for life. Lion king suggested that they go back to rabbit house and check it out, rabbit shouted and disagreed. Lion king assured him that everything will be fine since they were now together. Lion king led them to rabbit house but could not find any monster around. Just as they were wondering what could it be... one big pumpkin dropped hard onto the floor and give off that "PU DONG" sound. All of them were staring at each other for a second and soon broke into laughter. So that "PU DONG" was actually a ripen dropping pumpkin, the rabbit finally relieved. He brought out all the delicious food and all of them sat down to enjoy a tasty meal. "PU DONG" another pumpkin dropped, they laughed and enjoyed away. ---------------------------------------Happy Ending-------------------------------------- Moral of this story: 1) Rabbit's reaction - Though is over-reacting but where safety matters, just react to it as it is always better to play safe than to be sorry. 2) Rabbit and his friends - Stay unite... unity is the power, strength and force to fight off any invaders or ward off any dangers that face. Number of words: 300 Story written by: SwEet_SwEeT *P/S: Story characters are meant to be those fairytale type, need to put yourself to imagine to those cartoon types of animals who will do all sort of unexpected things... as real life rabbit won't know how to cook... Well-wishes to all: Just another couple of days will soon be the arrival of the Lunar Rabbit Chinese New Year, hereby i would like to take this opportunity to wish all the viwawa staffs/authorities and players out there a HaPpY rAbbiT LuNaR yEAr 2011, may all yr well-wishes come true and enjoy a smooth year throughout... 新年快乐万事兴... 心想事成福临门... ![]() Last edited by SwEet_SwEeT; 1st February 2011 at 04:31 PM. | |
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Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there's a rabbit kingdom lead by a rabbit king named Big Tooth. It was Rabbit Lunar New Year's eve and all the rabbits citizens were celebrating the special event at the king's castle. In the middle of the party, suddenly they were attacked by their mortal enemy, the Itchy Pants clan.
The Itchy Pants soldiers launched their most powerful weapon, the Dirty Undies missile, to wreck the party. The missile exploded at the centre of the crowd, releasing thousands of dirty undies everywhere, creating an incredible stinky smell and unbearable itch upon contact with skin. The worst part, the dirty undies can fly,making them difficult to be captured. After the attack, all Itchy Pants soldiers retreated back to their secret hideout, rumour has it that they are collecting more dirty undies for the next attack. Frustrated by the chaos, the rabbit king Big Tooth announced, 'whoever managed to capture the most undies will received a special Lunar New year prize and a prestigious viwawa badge!' The reward tempted many of the strong rabbits to participate in the challenge. After a month of struggling, a powerful rabbit hero named Superrabbit defeated Ironrabbit, Ultrarabbit, and Spiderrabbit by catching the most dirty undies. Going back home after a month away, Superrabbit found that his carrot field has withered since no one has watered it. To add salt to the wound, his girlfriend dumped him afterwards as she can't stand the stink from the dirty undies. Sad and lonely, Superrabbit can only look at his prestigious viwawa badge for consolation. ![]() Moral of the story: 1. To those players, who play day and night for so called prestigious top monthly badges, remember that viwawa is just a game, and you have a real life waiting for you to water them. 2. Wash your undies and always wear clean undies, if not, your girlfriend (or boyfriend) will dump you.
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#52
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Once upon a time, there were nice gentle Rabbit, its mother have given it a carrot.
The bad Rabbit sees the good Rabbit with its carrot. The Bad Rabbit want it, so it take the carrot from the good Rabbit without saying please, after that it scratches the good rabbit very badly. The good Rabbit creeps away, and hide in a hole, it feels sad. And suddenly, a hunter is entering the area. He sees the bad Rabbit on a bench, he thought it's a funny bird. He comes creeping out behind the trees. and he shoots, BAM! Unfortunately, he only shot the bad Rabbit's tail, and it fell into the lake behind him. The man rushes up to the bench and he only found a carrot. The good Rabbit peeps out of its hole. And it sees the bad Rabbit tearing past without any whisker or tail! Moral of the story: don't take people belongings, cause when u do, you'll lose other things that is important to you. | |
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#53
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The Story of the Tug of War Challenge
Many of you know how the rabbit came to be on Chinese New Years! Well, it so happens that every year, though you don't know it, the animals of the Chinese zodiac have a contest to see who is the smartest, dumbest, slowest, fastest, etc. Each year there is a different theme! Well, this year in 2011 (though no one knows this) the animals decided on a game of tug-o-war to see who was the strongest! The rabbit is actually really smart though. The rabbit challenged all of the animals to tug against him. All the animals thought "Well, this will be easy" and the rabbit told them that, if he won, he would be named the strongest of all zodiac animals. All the animals agreed. While all the animals got into place, the rabbit told them that they would tug each other into a forest that was very thick. The rabbit then went onto the other side of the forest and challenged an elephant and a hippopotamus to play tug of war with him and they agreed. So, giving the two sides each end of the string, without tugging himself, he called both of the teams and told them “I’M READY!” With that, the zodiac animals and the elephant and hippopotamus struggled against each other all day long until they both gave up at the same time. The rabbit hopped to the elephant and hippopotamus and thanked them for the game earning their respect. He then went to zodiac animals and was named strongest of them all. Little did they know that they had been tricked. Moral? An example of how seeing is believing. ;D Created by Phoenix202 | |
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#54
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" | |
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#55
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Once upon a time
There was a man who love rabbits,and that day the world has robots and wings.One day he bought a very cute white rabbit.And he loved it very much.And he loved it rub it and fed it every day.And one evening he left his rabbit in his house.And he forget to locked the rabbit's cage.And he's dreaming because he will go see his girlfriend .And he's thinking that "I'm going to propose my girlfriend". And when she says yes,"I am a very lucky man on earth and we will have children and we will live happily ever after .And he meets with his girlfriend and his girlfriend said "Yes"and he's soo happy .But when he came back he saw his rabbit's cage open and he felt so worried and he blamed to his self .And then he saw his rabbit walking on the street.And then a robot was coming.He was too worried.And he run and run to catch his rabbit.But it's too late now.The rabbit was being stomped .And he cried.And then he got an idea and then he create an online game.And he first created game was "stwack",and he create Bunny tumble and Stomp as congratulate his rabbit.Now his rabbit is now in stwack and the robot will always stomping him when the people have that skills ![]() Moral: Dun ever forget your important things , and u need to congratulated like the admin ^^ "Bunny Tumble" and "Stomp" | |
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There is a boy called La Ahbit(rabbit). His name is always make fun off. Everyone always call him rabbit. Before the chinese lunar new year of the rabbit year comes, he went to a pet shop to buy a rabbit. He name it Rabbit.
On the second day of the chinese new year, he invited many friends to his house. However, he left the door open. Without Ahbit realising, the rabbit ran out of the house. When Ahbit finally found out that his rabbit is missing, he shouted 'my Rabbit is missing'. However, everyone misheard it as rare bee(Rabbit). He decided to went out of the house to search for it in the garden. Everyone thinks he is crazy, as why would a bee be doing there and did not help him out. Night falls and there was still no news about Rabbit. Everyone returns home. After everyone left, he was so angry about his friends. Ahbit thought to himself why wasn't there anyone help him at all. He called his friends to tell them he had found his Rabbit and says that he wanted to sever all tile(ps. dont know how to spell) with them. Moral of story: understand the situation properly if in doubt or it may lead to dire consequences for this case, his friends mistook rabbit for bee thats why didnt help and Ahbit thinks that his friend dont wan help him find his rabbit at all. Rabbit(capital r) means the rabbit name small r means the word rabbit | |
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#57
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forgot to add something again, Ahbit says that his rabbit was found but it was actually a lie.
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One day a rabbit came to a shop and asked the boss: "boss, have to sell carrot?"
Boss shook his head: "No." After hearing the rabbit discouraged and left. The next day the rabbit came to the shop and asked: "Boss, have to sell carrot?" Angry boss shook his head: "No!." After hearing the rabbit discouraged and left. On the third day the rabbit came to the shop to ask: "Boss, have to sell carrot?" Angry boss shouting: "No, no!!!! if you ask me again i use pliers to pull your teeth!" After hearing the rabbit discouraged and left. The fourth day of the rabbit came to the shop, asked timidly: "Boss, you have pliers?" The boss said: "No." Then, rabbit asked: "Have to sell carrot?" The boss angry, caught that rabbit, took out a pliers, knocked the rabbit's teeth. Fifth day of the rabbit came to the shop, vague asked: "Boss, have to sell carrot juice?
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dont lose your pen,or u will die.



oo then how u lost your pet?








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.But when he came back he saw his rabbit's cage open and he felt so worried and he blamed to his self
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