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[litt0gal]

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ehh ? O.O

[SDetectiveConan]

Huh?

[veew4hw4h]

Nvm, maybe too lame liao.

[SDetectiveConan]

Huh?

[litt0gal]

well ii understand == dhe above ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
is an *****(:

ROFLMAO !

[SDetectiveConan]

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[litt0gal]

;D

[SDetectiveConan]

=='

[veew4hw4h]

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull." They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson:

Bullsh()t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

[whitesnake_kng]

Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
:lol

[litt0gal]

LOL ! LOL ! LOL ! .
nice(:
both oso nice(:
XD
ROFLMAOOOs .

[SDetectiveConan]

LOLXZ

[veew4hw4h]

Heard of anti-jokes?

What's the difference between a tree and an aeroplane?
A tree is a living organism and is typically green, while an aeroplane is a transport tool for people to travel from country to country. ;P

[coke108]

ONE DAY. A MAN WHEN TO ICELAND .

he saw seaweed A n ask ,wat u do everyday.
seaweed A answer :eat ,sleep ,bully dong dong

Then the man walk n saw seaweed B n ask, wat u do everyday.
seaweed B answer:eat ,sleep ,bully dong dong.

Then the man walk n saw seaweed C n ask, wat u do everyday.
eaweed B answer:eat ,sleep.

the man was very curious that y seaweed C did not bully dong dong.
n he ask y seaweed C did not bully dong dong.

seaweed C answer : WAWAWAT.T, I AM DONG DONG!!:L:lol:funk

[junxuan]

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"