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Originally Posted by feimaleng

Q: A farmer went to a town with his horse on friday, 3 days later he came back to his town on friday, How is that possible?
A:He came back on friday(his horse) to his town

i don't get it,what does it mean?

[Sage_Mile]

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about ***. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

[Sage_Mile]

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

[Sage_Mile]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants ***, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

[JinaElsa258]

Originally Posted by sevenboy

i don't get it,what does it mean?

It means that the horse's name was Friday

[sevenboy]

oh i got it but not funny

[JinaElsa258]

Q. Why did the farmer feed the cow with money???


























A. Because he wanted rich milk!

[ChocolatePenguin]

wow so many rabbit jokes XD

http://www.viwawa.com/forums/year-of...est.18542.html

[JinaElsa258]

Rabbit contests, not jokes XD

But some of them are, anyway

[Thatzmedgr8]

Behind every successful man there is A woman.

Behind ever unsuccessful man there are TWO women!

[JinaElsa258]

Q. What says the most bad words?
A. A telephone! (It just keeps saying 'toot', 'toot', 'toot'...

[Thatzmedgr8]

A man had to make 2 wishes which were sure to come true.

he asked god for the best woman ever and the best drink ever.

Next moment his wish came to true and he got a bottle of mineral water and Mother Teresa!

[Thatzmedgr8]

Originally Posted by JinaElsa258

Q. What says the most bad words?
A. A telephone! (It just keeps saying 'toot', 'toot', 'toot'...

It is actually, *beep* :-D

[gold_mavick]

lol lol lol make my eyes lol de lol

[JinaElsa258]

In our country, the telephone goes 'toot toot toot toot' until the person answers the telephone.