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[MiniKaoru]

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i know. I'm more dumb than blondes so can't say anything :l

[Shuying00]

HAHAHA, I THINK I AM DUMBER TOO! xD
B1 & B2 TH DUMB BANANAS!

[MiniKaoru]

LOL! YEAH!
"never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" : )

[Shuying00]

WAHAHAHA.

Yeah, th stuffs we say can throw people laughing off th streets cos we're too nonsense.

[litt0gal]

sotonq-inq .... ==

[veew4hw4h]

What's in a Name?
A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."
"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"
The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man.

[veew4hw4h]

Next Time, Let's Stay in a Hotel
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, **** out the poison and spit it on the ground."
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries.
"He says you're gonna die."

[veew4hw4h]

Ok another one to make up for lost time.
Good Question
Bob couldn't believe it -- he'd made it to the last round of his favorite game show. "Congratulations, Bob," said the emcee. "Answer correctly and you go home with five million dollars!
"This is a two-part question on American history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?"
Bob figured he'd play it safe. "I think I'll try the second part of the question first."
The emcee nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation.
"Okay, Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?"

[litt0gal]

dots ? .... ==

[Shuying00]

Blurblur too! :/

[litt0gal]

finally i understood all ;D

[SDetectiveConan]

dot dot dotA

[MiniKaoru]

I don't get the "What's in a Name?"

Anyway, here's another joke which all of you should know : )

Q: Why did chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side

:x

[litt0gal]

yepp . dis i noe :x .

when does 1 + 1 = 3 ?


ans ; when i count wronq :x

yea its cold == . leng xiao huaa XD

[MiniKaoru]

Haha. But in my school the teacher said 1+1=3 is true
I forgot what was the explanation ._.

Q:Why did tomato ran towards cucumber?

A: To catch up!

:x
I think the question supporse to be something else but the answer is that !