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| View Poll Results: What are your favourite jokes? | |||
| questions and answers jokes |
   
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51 | 44.74% |
| adult jokes |
  
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36 | 31.58% |
| story jokes |
  
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45 | 39.47% |
| other |
  
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31 | 27.19% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 114. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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#1006
10th June 2011
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Re: Share Your Jokes Here
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#1007
9th July 2011
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lady GaGa taught me its k 2 be different
Britney Spears taught me you can bounce back from a dark phase Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me Music taught me how to live BUT: most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week | |
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#1008
10th August 2011
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i can only say lady blabla, justin beaper, jennifer toothpaste.
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#1009
13th August 2011
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one day a young male cow was bought by a breeder then the young cow was brought back to the livestock, the livestock has 20 female cows and 1 old cow
the young cow said to the old cow"hey u so old now I think u can't even do s*x with any of the female cow so let me handle all ok?" then the old cow replied "I'm maybe old but I still can do more than u" then the young cow said"no way, how bout we duel, if I can run to the grassfield before u, I get to have *** with all the female cows, but if u win, I no do it" "ok, but I run 5 seconds first"replied the old cow "ok, now u run now". Then the old cow run after 5 seconds the young cow start chasing the old cow then before it pass, the young cow was shoot by the farmer and the farmer said angrily "this is the tenth cow I bought and still a darn GAY??!!!!" | |
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#1010
22nd August 2011
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Conversation among broccoli, walnut, mushroom & banana...
Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain." Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude?! Change the topic please.." | |
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#1011
23rd August 2011
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#1012
17th September 2011
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OK THIS IS A GREAT JOKE~!~!~!~
theres a old man called Yu a young Chinese fighter called Mi and a english man Yu:May i help you English man:we r asking the question,old man,WHO ARE U! Yu:Yu! English man:No,not me,you Yu:Yes i'm yu English man:Just answer the **** questions.Who are you Yu:I have told you! English man:Are you deaf? Yu:No yu is blind English man:I'm not blind,you blind Yu:This is what i just said English man:You just say what? Yu:I did not say what,i said Yu English man:That is what i am asking you! Yu:And Yu answering English man:Shut up! Mi suddenly appeared behind the English man English man:YOU! Yu:Yes? English man:NOT YOU HIM! English man:What your name! Mi:Mi English:Yes,you!! Mi:I am Mi Yu:He's Mi and I'm Yu English man:And i am about to woop your old ***,cause I'm SICK OF PLAYING GAMES! _______________________________THE END____________________________________ IS IT NICE? FUNNY OR REALLY NOT JOKE?  PLEASE COMMENT!
Last edited by limefreak; 17th September 2011 at 01:28 PM. Reason: missed a word :( | |
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#1013
17th September 2011
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THE ****<<<<D__A__M__N
THE *** <<<<A__S__S WITHOUT THE SPACES  if fail its a test 
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#1014
17th September 2011
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#1015
17th September 2011
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#1016
12th October 2011
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okok joke
There is a major in a army need 2 more people to go for war and then he call 2 person that is called sergeant ji and sergeant bye Major: this is very serious! we must win the war! most inportantly, anyone who say bad word, will be killed.....because we must work as one, cannot fight then....the major take attendance Major: sergeant koh... sergeant koh: Yes! major: sergeant Ji sergeant ji: Yes! Major: sergeant Bye sergeant Bye: Yes! major: sergeant koh, i want you to pack our items Major: sergeant Ji, sergeant Bye, i want you two JiBye help me with the cars sergeant Ji and sergeant Bye: hey! how dare you call us JiBye!! and you said the bad word then the Major was killed because he said the bad word | |
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#1017
14th October 2011
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i was having a lovely sleep earlier until some inconsiderate douche bounced off my windscreen
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#1018
23rd October 2011
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Banana:i look like a phone
Mushroom:i look like an umbrella Carrots: i look like an arrow Eggs:i look like *****. ****se:i look like squares | |
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#1019
23rd October 2011
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#1020
23rd October 2011
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You:What are you doing?
Man:Nothing who are you? You:I`m You. Man:Not me you. Me:Hello. Man:Who are you? Me:Me. Man:Yes you. You:His Me and i`m You. Man:LOL ok whatever. | |
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