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[ChocolatePenguin]

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Q: Which country is the most positive country??

[ChocolatePenguin]

A: Malaysia

U wonder y??

because Malaysia got a lot of protons

[ChocolatePenguin]

Questions frequently asked

Q: Why is everyone posting to ask others to vote their wawas in the shoutbox?
A: We have been asking ourselves this same question...

Q: OMG.. My mum is overtaking me in Wahjong rankings!! How?
A: err.. play more and overtake her?

Q: Can my dad play Viwawa as well?
A: Why not? But only if mommy allows

lol gm is humorous too

[Shuying00]

Lol, i saw it that time!
Funnyfunny! xD

[ChocolatePenguin]

cant believe Sunday over di, but no other people posts joke T-T

[Shuying00]

LOL. I shall try and post! x)

[Shuying00]

Erm, idk if i posted this before.


One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.

When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, "That's it for you. No honey for a week."

Well, then the little boy went to the front yard of the house and started stomping on butterflies. When his father saw what Teddy was doing, he made him stop right away and said, "Stomping on butterflies is a terrible thing to do. Just for that, no butter for a week."

After that, little boy and his father went into the kitchen and saw the little boy's mother stomping on cockroaches.

The little boy turned to his father and said, "Should I tell her or should you?"

[Shuying00]

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.

The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained, "so I'm looking for the seal!"

[Shuying00]

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?" "Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A Jack."

[ChocolatePenguin]

lol, hope other give comments and give another jokes too

we r introduing new type of jokes, by now, we hav
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dialog jokes,
Q&A jokes,
story jokes,
adult jokes,[/SIZE]

and now

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[Shuying00]

Lol, no more jokes atm
You give some?

[ChocolatePenguin]

stupid directors

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lol...