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[ChocolatePenguin]

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Hey new jokes are introduced!!
1)Pictures Jokes(pg19-20)
2)Dialogue Jokes(pg17,20-21)
3)Q & A Jokes
4)Blonde Jokes
5)Adult Jokes
6)Story Jokes
7)IQ Jokes and IQ Questions




Any jokes to share? I will write one joke in this forum every week, pls
share yours with us too.

1st joke)
Chong's lucky number is 5. His house address is 55, High Street 5,
55555, Singapore. On the 5th of May, a friday, he went to a race course,
he choose the 5th room and bet 5555 SD on horse no.5, hoping the horse
will be the champion, in the end, the horse got the 5th place;P

[irene10000000]

The church sign changes every week or so, saying things like we love married people, or we love poor people, but this one only saw the light of day once, we love hurting people.

[Magicchin]

*faints.... *

[ChocolatePenguin]

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab a hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in voice and said in a voice just as threatening, "If u dont let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw u kissing daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even tellers stop what they were doing.

I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me is burst of laughters

[ChocolatePenguin]

A husband and wifes are on a beach when suddenly a wife wasp buzzes into her private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and make a mad dash to the doctor

The doctor, after examining her say that the wasp is too deep to remove eith forceps, so he says that he will have to entice it out by putting honey on his pe,nis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp

And so the honey is smeared but because of his wife screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just cant rise to the occasion. SO the doctors says he'll perform the deed if both the husband and wife dont object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp would to any damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smear the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which he begins to plug the wife

Only he doesnt stop but continues woth vigor. The husband shouts "What the hell's happening?"

To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan, I'm going to drown the little bas,tard!"

[ChocolatePenguin]

:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$ pls leave a comment, read it, the long jokes is funny

[ChocolatePenguin]

gm please close this site, no one has jokes de

lets change to iq questions, pls share ur iq questions here

[veew4hw4h]

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Ok so i see a groaner around here. Let me add one
Q: What did Batman tell Robin to get him in the car?
A:Get in the car.

[SDetectiveConan]

Ok!
What can help to fight the disease H1N1?
answer: Tamiflu

[veew4hw4h]

Originally Posted by cool2boy

Ok!
What can help to fight the disease H1N1?
answer: Tamiflu

actually it would be more irritating if u wrote answer: H151 cure. But then there is no right or wrong in jokes, is there?

[sibei_heng]

Originally Posted by veew4hw4h

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Ok so i see a groaner around here. Let me add one
Q: What did Batman tell Robin to get him in the car?
A:Get in the car.

Batman asked Robin, "You got how many car?"
Robin said, "2"

Robin asked Batman, "den you got how many car?"
Batman said, "Also 2"

er...

of course lah!

everyone has 2 cars mah!

the left car...



n the right car lor!

[veew4hw4h]

Q: What do you call an Indian working in Burger King?
A: An employee.

(what were u thinkin)

[litt0gal]

O.Oll

[veew4hw4h]

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: No, it wasn't. Numbers are inanimate objects, they have no feelings.

[sibei_heng]

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